A guy went into a bar and ordered a double shot of bourbon. He downed it, reached into his pocket and pulled out a photo. After staring at the picture for a few moments, he put it away and ordered another double. When he had finished that drink, he pulled out the photo again, looked at it for a moment, put it back and ordered another double. He repeated this procedure for the next hour.

Finally the bartender's curiosity got the better of him. "Excuse me," he said, "but after each drink, why do you keep taking out that picture and staring at it?"

"It's a picture of my wife," explained the.customer, "and when she starts to look good, I'm going home."

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Participate in the Trivia Challenge everyday (if you can) and accumulate your scores. If you get the highest score by the end of the month you get a surprise gift from me .

Finally had a few pages up on my new website which I had been working on for a couple of weeks now. Took me quite awhile to build it after two years of no html coding.

My new url is http://chaste.mybesthost.com. I'd still be keeping my tabulas and will be popping in here every now and then.

We installed ZoneAlarm last night and we just realized how unsafe our computer was. So far, we have already blocked 617 intrusions and counting. Norton has detected quite a few spam emails that our PC was attempting to send out. Now I understand why MediaCom had to interrupt our connection.

Back again after Mediacom interrupted our service due to the fact that we had had Trojan virus in our computer that caused to send unsolicited emails to the network. It was our second offense they said, which is why we had to sign an agreement that we are going to be permanently barred from the service the third time around.

Mediacom's internet service is pretty good itself. But their customer staff isn't just very friendly at all. I think they had that advantage since they are the only company who has internet cable connection in town. They didn't even give us a notice that they will be disconnecting us because we had indeed break the policy. We were so upset that we almost decided to go dial-up. But I don't think we're gonna like it.